men are.....

I got this from my morning blog-hop. No offense to the men, but i find this is funny :D

1. Men are like....Laxatives......They irritate the shit out of you.
2. Men are like....Bananas........The older they get, the less firm they are.
3. Men are like....Weather........Nothing can be done to change them.
4. Men are like....Blenders........You need one, but you're not quite sure why.
5. Men are like....Chocolate Bars.....Sweet, smooth & they usually head right for your hips.
6. Men are like....Commercials......You can't believe a word they say.
7. Men are like....Department Stores.....Their clothes are always 1/2 off.
8. Men are like....Goverment Bonds.....They take sooooooo long to mature.
9. Men are like....Mascara.......They ususally run at the first sign of emotion.
10. Men are like....Popcorn.......They satisfy you, but onley for a little while.
11. Men are like....Snowstorms....You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long will it last.
12. Men are like....Lava Lamp....Fun to look at, but not very bright.
13. Men are like....Parking Spot....All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.